Another Punk Mutha’fucka’ in Jail Without Bail!!!

A silly mutha’fucka’ from Ashland, MA was arrested and charged Wednesday in connection with a plot to damage or destroy the Pentagon and U.S. Capitol, using large remote controlled aircraft filled with C-4 plastic explosives.

According to a release from U.S. Attorney Carmen Ortiz, Rezwan Ferdaus, a U.S. citizen and Northeastern University graduate, was also charged with attempting to provide support and resources to a foreign terrorist organization, specifically to al Qaeda, in order to carry out attacks on U.S. soldiers stationed overseas.

Now I know that this government ain’t perfect, but it ain’t worth all this bullshit here, just to pull off some shit that’s gonna fuck your family name off for all of history. I mean, you might feel good about it once you’ve completed whatever the fuck you set out to perform, but once it’s completed…that’s a wrap. Your ass is either dead, ’cause you decided to fall for that 72 virgins bullshit, or you go’n rot in some hell whole for the rest of your mutha’fuckin’ life. And by the way mutha’fucka’s, if I ever hear anybody near me talkin’ about some crazy ass shit like this, I’m a duct tape that ass to my rear bumper and drag that ass up to the precinct myself personally. And yes, I know they’ll put me on TV like a hero, but lookin’ like massa’s number 1 boy…but sooooo the fuck what. I ain’t playin’ it!

The release stated that the public was never in danger from the explosive devices, which were controlled by undercover FBI employees.